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St Totteringham's Day was the day when Arsenal fans celebrate the fact that Tottenham can no longer catch Arsenal in the League. It is a movable feast, but usually falls in March, April or May. It was the day to collect on bets made by over-optimistic Spurs fans in the close season who think that "this is the year". See the links on the left for more information. Sun, 19 May 2013
Happy St Totteringham's day 2013
As I type the Spurs manager is trying to suggest that Bale's diving habit had some effect on how Newcastle and Arsenal would play. Muppet. Anyway... The final position...
This is the 48th St Totteringham's day, and the 63rd time we have finished above Spurs in the league. Double or quits against a Spurs fan has now reached £131,072 since '95/96. Gloating aside, a reminder: Spurs are improving and we are not. Over a season the better squad finishes higher, but we are not competing for trophies and are struggling to even finish above Spurs. Now, with luck, Bale may go over the summer and then the natural order will be restored but we can't rely on it... Anyway: HAPPY ST TOTTERINGHAM'S DAY 2013! Share this story: Tweet
Happy St Totteringham's day
More to follow... Share this story: Tweet Wed, 15 May 2013
All hangs on the final day...
Anyway the table going into the final day reads... 72 Chelsea (+35) 71 70 Arsenal (+34) 69 Spurs (+19) And the situation with us chasing Spurs is...
So for in the St Totteringham's day battle:
To turn it around, if Spurs win we must win. If they lose or draw we finish above them anyway (ignoring 15-0 defeats or worse). The race for third is balanced due to the heavy win last night. The BBC have noticed a discussion that I saw happening on twitter last night about the possibility of a dead heat between Arsenal and Chelsea. As third place would hang on it we'd face a neutral venue play off. The winner would get the third group place, while the loser would face another playoff in the form of Champions League qualifying. The dead heat happens if Chelsea draw, and Arsenal win by a single goal and score two goals more than Chelsea. We'd then be tied on GD and Goals Scored which are the only tie breaks allowed by the rule (see Rule C14 on page 93 of the Premier league rules, thanks to @goonerfanzine and @eerlend on twitter for that link). That is...
So...
I know the last bit isn't relevant to St T's, but I hope you'll indulge me. Having gone through all that the simple message is an Arsenal win is what we need. Pretty obvious really... Minor update: I've split the post-2000 section of the history into two parts now, basically splitting of a 2010s section. In doing that I noticed that if we do celebrate St Ts, it will be the latest ever St Totteringham's day, breaking a record that has stood since a year ago today. Happy anniversary at least! Share this story: Tweet Sun, 12 May 2013
Results today bad for Wigan...
Share this story: Tweet No shocks so far: Chelsea and Spurs both winning this weekend. We could really do with the cup winners having a hang over. So a quick look at the relevant bit of the table now... 72 Chelsea (+35) 71 70 69 Spurs (+19) 68 67 Arsenal (+31, one extra game) So, Spurs win at Stoke means St T's goes to the final day no matter what. We need to...
To keep it in our hands we must win on Tuesday Next update will probably not be until Wednesday as I won't get back from the Arsenal game on Tuesday until late. Share this story: Tweet Thu, 09 May 2013
Probably the best result...
A Spurs win would have left us needing Spurs to lose in their remaining games to have any chance of finishing above them. So a quick look at the relevant bit of the table with two to go... 69 Chelsea (+34) 68 67 Arsenal (+31) 66 Spurs (+18) The run-in is now much shorter:
Stoke are not mathematically safe but only need one point. Even if results go the required way (and that is a lot of results) their goal difference is much better than Wigan: in summary they have little to play for. Certainly Wigan, Newcastle and Sunderland are in far greater danger and need the points more. Time to go through permutations...
So in summary, after cheering on Chelsea we now have to cheer on Stoke. If that doesn't make you feel dirty. Share this story: Tweet Sat, 04 May 2013
May the fourth...
67 Arsenal (+31 with 2 to go) 66 65 Chelsea (+33 with 4 to go), Spurs (+18 with 3 to go) Wednesday is still crucial. We'd like Chelsea to lose tomorrow and then beat Spurs.
To explain the colours...
Not much has changed at the bottom: but the reducing stock of games makes Stoke look safer by the day. Haven't done this yet this season but here is the table that I use to show St Totteringham's develop...
... which says to me it is too tight to be anything but a last day St T's. Share this story: Tweet Mon, 29 Apr 2013
Probably a good weekend...
My prediction was that we'd be looking up at Spurs today, but instead we are still 2 points above them. A quick glance at the table... 65 Chelsea (+33 with 4 to go) 64 Arsenal (+30 with 3 to go) 63 62 Spurs (+17 with 4 to go) Increasingly that Chelsea-Spurs match looks crucial, here is the run-in with new colours to reflect relegation status
To explain the colours...
A quick back of envelope calculation says Stoke and Southampton are still not safe, but I haven't checked the detailed fixtures. They may be safe. Irrespective of that the two run-ins are interesting side by side. Spurs face two teams who are probably safe and one firmly in the scrap, whilst we face one down already and two definitely scrapping. The nearly safe ones will be stronger, but perhaps less committed to the fight. All I can safely say is things will be clearer on May 9... Share this story: Tweet Mon, 22 Apr 2013
Good result for Spurs: does it hang on the Chelsea game?
Which leaves the table very tight... 63 Arsenal (+30, 4) 62 Chelsea (+31, 5) 61 Spurs (+17, 5) And the run in looking shorter but not much changed. Most of the teams are still in the scrap to avoid being the third team to go down, although issues will be clearer for some of them very soon:
To explain the colours...
I'm still rather negative about St Ts. But if Villa lose tomorrow, making Manchester Utd champions ahead of our game next weekend we can hope for a championship hangover. Incresingly it looks like the Chelsea v Spurs match might be crucial. If Chelsea can get a point or three off Spurs we could be OK. However it remains in Spurs hands, and a bad result next weekend could be fatal to both St Ts, and Wenger's much cherished fourth place "trophy"... Share this story: Tweet Fri, 19 Apr 2013
Advantage Spurs continued.
However that seems unlikely... Before I look at the run-in, a quick glance at the table (again in the Cann table format so gaps are easy to see). The numbers in brackets are games remaining first, and goal difference second. 61 Chelsea (6, +31) 60 Arsenal (5, +29) 59 58 Spurs (6, +15) 57 56 Everton (5, +14) I don't include Man City or Liverpool as I think those gaps are too big to worry about at this stage. I could be wrong. So the remaining games...
To explain the colours...
Looking at the colour codes most of our remaining games for both clubs are in the batch of clubs who are not quite safe from relegation yet: the 31-40 points group. For consistent teams these should be bread and butter wins. There are two exceptions for both teams. Arsenal simply must beat QPR. No excuses. Then there are three tricky games: Arsenal at home to United. Sorry to say at best I can see a draw. For Spurs a home game against City and a trip to Chelsea. Neither looks easy. So this weekend if Arsenal are to celebrate St T's we must win at Fulham: a typical game of the type in our run-in. A City point or three at Spurs would combined with that would put the matter back into our hands. Beyond that: it really is too close to call. Share this story: Tweet |
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