new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rejs

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 8fe64a2ca4a5bf7e1c69aa5f9a58058213814f84..b098026d91d78aae52a007fdf7c2ee27573fd21b 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -240,3 +240,7 @@ tells %s its password
 lubricates itself for %s
 copies all %s's mannerisms
 practices calling itself "Mrs %s"
+compares %s's arse to Pippa Middleton's
+honks %s's tits
+thinks %s should appear on Page Three
+gives %s a token ring

diff --git a/slashes b/slashes
index 71d5605091260eae4b0be896bfe75d79a89a5579..0cc3fcf89fc73d74f4113c9dee86f534c2ba9726 100644 (file)
--- a/slashes
+++ b/slashes
@@ -102,3 +102,4 @@ gives %s's phone number to %s
 woos %s on %s's behalf
 wonders what's taking %s and %s so long
 buys %s and %s matching pyjamas for Christmas
+gives %s the key to %s's chastity belt

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 0e5812da68b563dca72f566ba91d4c92ec95df76..95b30e862a580d7842b80a655567f0593347a1c0 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -425,3 +425,10 @@ marries %s just so it can cheat on them
 lobs bricks at %s
 nuisance-calls %s
 belms at %s
+inserts %s into a tin of shoe polish
+thinks %s's village is missing its idiot
+court-martials %s
+suggests %s stick a pair of underpants on their head and pencils up their nose
+demands the source code to %s
+places four beetles in $s's bed
+finds %s even less amusing than "your mum" jokes