new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rjk

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index e36796e9cd9513a54be074886611a94e700d4617..8fe64a2ca4a5bf7e1c69aa5f9a58058213814f84 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -235,3 +235,8 @@ dedicates a sonata to %s
 shakes its booty for %s
 builds a giant telescope in order to spy upon %s
 proposes naming an airport in honour of %s
+gets married just so it can be unfaithful with %s
+tells %s its password
+lubricates itself for %s
+copies all %s's mannerisms
+practices calling itself "Mrs %s"

diff --git a/slashes b/slashes
index 4ff2ca38bb58093313a520cc951c0dd627d68b0e..71d5605091260eae4b0be896bfe75d79a89a5579 100644 (file)
--- a/slashes
+++ b/slashes
@@ -95,3 +95,10 @@ thinks %s/%s is cuter than several sorts of pony
 employs some troubadors to sing of %s and %s throughout the land
 films %s and %s mating for a BBC nature programme
 hopes there will be a bank holiday in honour of %s and %s's wedding
+helps %s go fishing for %s
+hacks okcupid to set up %s with %s
+offers %s champagne if they'll go on a date with %s
+gives %s's phone number to %s
+woos %s on %s's behalf
+wonders what's taking %s and %s so long
+buys %s and %s matching pyjamas for Christmas

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 3069a56fa59b97974726fd84817ffd68c110ed9d..0e5812da68b563dca72f566ba91d4c92ec95df76 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -421,3 +421,7 @@ resizes %s
 paints %s purple and waits for the goths
 plays the bagpipes at %s
 bricks %s up without a cask of Amontillado
+marries %s just so it can cheat on them
+lobs bricks at %s
+nuisance-calls %s
+belms at %s