From 19e58e40b8c890fad5238f5f598f96a31654d7a2 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Matthew Vernon Date: Sun, 10 Jun 2012 16:57:02 +0100 Subject: [PATCH] new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rejs --- flirts | 4 ++++ slashes | 1 + trouts | 7 +++++++ 3 files changed, 12 insertions(+) diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index 8fe64a2..b098026 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -240,3 +240,7 @@ tells %s its password lubricates itself for %s copies all %s's mannerisms practices calling itself "Mrs %s" +compares %s's arse to Pippa Middleton's +honks %s's tits +thinks %s should appear on Page Three +gives %s a token ring diff --git a/slashes b/slashes index 71d5605..0cc3fcf 100644 --- a/slashes +++ b/slashes @@ -102,3 +102,4 @@ gives %s's phone number to %s woos %s on %s's behalf wonders what's taking %s and %s so long buys %s and %s matching pyjamas for Christmas +gives %s the key to %s's chastity belt diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index 0e5812d..95b30e8 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -425,3 +425,10 @@ marries %s just so it can cheat on them lobs bricks at %s nuisance-calls %s belms at %s +inserts %s into a tin of shoe polish +thinks %s's village is missing its idiot +court-martials %s +suggests %s stick a pair of underpants on their head and pencils up their nose +demands the source code to %s +places four beetles in $s's bed +finds %s even less amusing than "your mum" jokes -- 2.30.2