I vuz zee Mad Scientist of Ackanomic! I vuz vorking on zee Blueprint for a Frankenstein Monster named "Lushrike"! Since I haff completed zee Blueprint, it is now permissible for me to refeal zee details uff its construction! So here it is!
From Rex Mundi Wed Jun 18 18:25:20 1997 From Rule 850, "Museum" Lushrike is the curator of the Museum, and it is a duty of that office to maintain records of the Museum's inventory, and other relevant Museum details. From Alfvaen Thu Jun 19 16:29:33 1997 [[Lushrike is one or two positive integers. --rejected, not from a rule created by a proposal]] From Vynd Mon Jun 23 23:44:25 1997 From Rule 517/2 Contracts, first paragraph: Any player may create a Lushrike by publicly announcing that e is doing so and providing the name and text of the Lushrike. From Malenkai Tue, 24 Jun 1997 23:08:51 From Rule 254, "Player States" Only Lushrike may be randomly selected for anything, except where the rules specifically allow non-active players to be selected. From /dev/joe Tue, 24 Jun 1997 22:34:07 [[Lushrike is a self-modifying game of rules. --rejected, not from a rule created by a proposal]] From Alfvaen Tue 24 Jun 1997 21:49:04 From Rule 405, "Speaker", prior to CSR14 Lushrike takes precedence over all rules. From two-star Tue 24 Jun 1997 21:30:47 From Rule 933 Lushrike is a mimsy, non-Tradeable, Garment. From Alfvaen Fri 27 Jun 1997 20:05:03 From Rule 835, "Locations" Lushrike must be in exactly one Location at any one time. From Alfvaen Wed 2 Jul 1997 13:40:28 From Rule 903, "Gumball" There is a unique entity called Lushrike which can be chewed only on alternate Wednesdays and Thursdays. From Vynd Sat Jul 5 12:14:24 1997 From Rule 1046 Another truly deplorable Pun Whenever 2 or more Swingers are in the same location, they are specificaly forbidden from discussing Lushrike or bragging about their victories. From two-star Jul 9 21:17:30 1997 From Rule 933 [[ Lushrike is a mimsy, non-Tradeable, Garment. --rejected: already in BUC ]] From Alfvaen Jul 15 01:32:47 1997 From Rule 597 Lushrike shall exclaim, "It's alive! <name> IS ALIVE!" From two-star Jul 15 21:31:07 1997 From Rule 1240.1 The maximum number of Otzma Cards that Lushrike may create on an Otzma-Day is equal to the smallest integer equal to or greater than (LSAP-1)/2. From mr cwm Jul 16 15:11:31 1997 From Rule 597 Lushrike is such that any new parts would be rejected. From Malenkai Jul 19 02:13:13 1997 From Rule 1303, "Synod" All actions carried out by the Synod must be approved by Lushrike. From Alfvaen Jul 25 17:05:03 1997 From Rule 346 Lushrike shall be declared the winner of cycle one, the game cycle number shall be set to one, and the full process described above shall be conducted. From Alfvaen Aug 2 13:22:14 1997 From Rule 1250 If Lushrike fails to publicly post an article notifying its subscribers of the End of the World within 7 days of its occurrence, its owner will be fined A$5 for poor coverage of the news. From Alfvaen Aug 10 22:17:37 1997 From Rule 500 Lushrike may manipulate Rules and the Rule set.
However, CFJ 449 has shown zat zee Blueprint for Lushrike vas destroyed as soon as it vas created, since it conflicted vith zee Rules! Oh, vell, them is zee breaks! I haff since resigned as Mad Scientist!
Zat is all I haff to say!
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