new flirts and slash from rjk

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 7a80393d2e19871d31d16d43aa8c0a6f637626cb..c8e28ff6e77503183f2322cb512b31592ccdf1bb 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -201,3 +201,5 @@ oils %s
 invites %s to the ball
 posts %s a pizza
 gives %s a blue French horn
+puts on a french maid's outfit and cleans %s's house from top to bottom
+puts on a french maid's outfit and cleans %s from top to bottom

diff --git a/slashes b/slashes
index 7546a7e00937d4293cf2021bcda612d7f5ca0af1..4bba60d6126c797f9dc1ff500e6aadcdec30c2af 100644 (file)
--- a/slashes
+++ b/slashes
@@ -86,3 +86,4 @@ watches %s and %s naked-shorting
 thinks %s and %s would look good together on a bicycle made for two
 gives %s and %s a big book of baby names
 thinks %s and %s should name their first child "Stormageddon"
+photoshops %s's head onto %s's body