new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rejs

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 5ce1fc82f902149957a7e343c1735f47654f6980..7a80393d2e19871d31d16d43aa8c0a6f637626cb 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -196,3 +196,8 @@ changes %s's SMS alert to an erotic moan
 reveals the code to its safe to %s
 works on being more classy around %s
 shines %s's buttons
+flashes %s
+oils %s
+invites %s to the ball
+posts %s a pizza
+gives %s a blue French horn

diff --git a/slashes b/slashes
index ac67a4e2a28a1251e5752b3d8f873def4adb32ee..7546a7e00937d4293cf2021bcda612d7f5ca0af1 100644 (file)
--- a/slashes
+++ b/slashes
@@ -84,3 +84,5 @@ notes %s and %s pushing the newly-amended boundaries of the Obscene Publications
 complains to the Daily Mail about the disgusting things %s and %s get up to (and suggests they publish the pictures)
 watches %s and %s naked-shorting
 thinks %s and %s would look good together on a bicycle made for two
+gives %s and %s a big book of baby names
+thinks %s and %s should name their first child "Stormageddon"

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index bca22ceb7ebca4f6257ae6682ebc9055359968a5..56ecaa1e1fd7b67e30cc5561d578d0a9a94f9200 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -356,3 +356,7 @@ LARTs %s
 bustitutes %s
 downgrades %s's A-level results
 admires %s's valves
+forces %s to walk the plank
+maroons %s on a desert island with only eight records and a useless luxury object for company
+creates a black hole and pushes %s beyond the event horizon
+shoves a giant picture of Jimmy Wales in %s's face