new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rejs

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index fe645d190a4d60eca8f0e0fe66df13727414baec..6eb03015b0b606ae69384ce421d7121535024457 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -219,3 +219,8 @@ sneaks into %s's bedroom
 bashfuly admits its crush on %s
 invites %s to join it in the shower
 constructs a safe space for %s
+wouldn't kick %s out of bed for eating biscuits
+buys %s a dress made of bacon
+dyes %s pink
+buys %s a pony
+scans all %s's ports

diff --git a/slashes b/slashes
index 2f13fbe9bc81b4f8b11712a8510aab0e208b526d..709d4662c33394070df728642f11d2000ec6686d 100644 (file)
--- a/slashes
+++ b/slashes
@@ -89,3 +89,5 @@ thinks %s and %s should name their first child "Stormageddon"
 photoshops %s's head onto %s's body
 applies a fixup to %s and %s
 legalizes gay marriage just for %s and %s
+thinks %s should become %s's Mr Darcy
+thinks %s should ACK %s's SYN request

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index bf055b88a920e8feaf4c9be87701eb29b927ba1b..b3b9d089347a7b26265f3e14efc16b1abc454ede 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -379,3 +379,14 @@ sends an albatross to disturb %s
 ebays %s, but the reserve is not met
 cancels %s's show
 unleashes a swarm of hungry midges upon %s
+accuses %s of infringing its patents
+installs a lion on %s
+recites Vogon poetry to %s
+suggests that %s sodomise a stegosaurus
+immerses %s's internet connection in treacle
+claps %s in irons
+boxes %s's ears
+dyes %s pink
+performs a citizen's arrest upon %s
+declares %s the weakest link
+declares %s the missing link