From a3271cf998d93268cedebc8e360fd7b7b318a6ae Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Matthew Vernon Date: Mon, 27 Feb 2012 17:07:50 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rejs --- flirts | 5 +++++ slashes | 2 ++ trouts | 11 +++++++++++ 3 files changed, 18 insertions(+) diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index fe645d1..6eb0301 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -219,3 +219,8 @@ sneaks into %s's bedroom bashfuly admits its crush on %s invites %s to join it in the shower constructs a safe space for %s +wouldn't kick %s out of bed for eating biscuits +buys %s a dress made of bacon +dyes %s pink +buys %s a pony +scans all %s's ports diff --git a/slashes b/slashes index 2f13fbe..709d466 100644 --- a/slashes +++ b/slashes @@ -89,3 +89,5 @@ thinks %s and %s should name their first child "Stormageddon" photoshops %s's head onto %s's body applies a fixup to %s and %s legalizes gay marriage just for %s and %s +thinks %s should become %s's Mr Darcy +thinks %s should ACK %s's SYN request diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index bf055b8..b3b9d08 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -379,3 +379,14 @@ sends an albatross to disturb %s ebays %s, but the reserve is not met cancels %s's show unleashes a swarm of hungry midges upon %s +accuses %s of infringing its patents +installs a lion on %s +recites Vogon poetry to %s +suggests that %s sodomise a stegosaurus +immerses %s's internet connection in treacle +claps %s in irons +boxes %s's ears +dyes %s pink +performs a citizen's arrest upon %s +declares %s the weakest link +declares %s the missing link -- 2.30.2