new flirts from rejs

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index c56d6a4431fd18e6a38974ffad0936876e0de408..27c3ea20db516883aeb6600e53264929f8dc359a 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -298,3 +298,9 @@ wonders how many ships %s's face would launch
 hopes %s is highly available
 considers %s wrong but romantic
 sends % s an anonymous Valentine's Day card
 hopes %s is highly available
 considers %s wrong but romantic
 sends % s an anonymous Valentine's Day card

+imagines %s in a nurse's uniform
+asks the pianist to play "As Time Goes By" for %s
+gives %s a cookie
+thinks %s deserves a 21 gun salute
+knocks on %s's door and asks to see their panelling
+discovers an asteroid and names it after %s