new trouts from rejs

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 9c387faf75672640abd1f151f00a0787f46f6304..2387e44090e0bf270b7d538e5e6f781005b41bae 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -547,3 +547,13 @@ throws a triangular flapjack at %s
 burns %s's bridges
 hides %s's towel
 tells %s about Roko's Basilisk
 burns %s's bridges
 hides %s's towel
 tells %s about Roko's Basilisk

+covers %s in bees
+sets a Mongol horde upon %s
+signs up %s for the next Christmas production in Ambridge
+gives %s a cookie
+thinks %s deserves a 21 trout salute
+pills %s
+sends %s a UKIP application form and some green ink
+berates %s for not paying road tax
+partitions %s
+proclaims "%s est omnis divisa in partes tres"