new flirts from rejs

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index cce433d487158902433f7ff0aac53bf1a97476c1..d6b00569752e24536f4f415742f9c27885b0abf7 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -324,3 +324,5 @@ starts wearing purple for %s
 invites %s to wrestle in custard
 sends the CEN a press release about how %s is wonderful
 commissions Holbein to paint a portrait of %s
+would never put %s in a corner
+promotes %s to Chief Whip