From 864bf97da5ccabcdd86a76df68044755a605faf8 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Matthew Vernon <matthewv@chiark.greenend.org.uk>
Date: Tue, 29 Jul 2014 08:15:31 +0100
Subject: [PATCH] new flirts from rejs

---
 flirts | 2 ++
 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+)

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index cce433d..d6b0056 100644
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -324,3 +324,5 @@ starts wearing purple for %s
 invites %s to wrestle in custard
 sends the CEN a press release about how %s is wonderful
 commissions Holbein to paint a portrait of %s
+would never put %s in a corner
+promotes %s to Chief Whip
-- 
2.30.2