Trouts from LNR

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 0130c591704f14e261a9d207c7c97c94ff6c6147..13140eaf14039aa366cf09e545eb33c99cb7efa6 100644 (file)
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@@ -44,4 +44,23 @@ feeds %s to his pet dog
 reminds %s that life is not a game of Nethack
 thinks that %s would give a cannibal nausea
 wonders if %s is ever going to become a swan
+drops an anvil on $s from a great height
+disparages $s's mother
+blows raspberries, blackberries and oranges at $s
+would eat $s's brains but can't find them
+thinks $s could do with less coffee
+jumps for joy at the thought of $s
+offers $s a bunch of flowers
+blows kisses at $s
+falls head over heels in love with $s
+stuffs $s into a small box and nails down the lid
+bites $s's ankles
+pulls a moonie at $s
+throws $s a bone
+invites $s to go jump
+invites $s to a party
+throws jelly at $s
+throws $s from the top of the empire state building
+drops a small hydrogen bomb on $s
+curses $s unto the seventh generation