From 69622c8b3b65dc2cdb1ca3ba7b411bfd22ff1038 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: matthew Date: Thu, 14 Feb 2002 14:46:17 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] Trouts from LNR --- trouts | 19 +++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 19 insertions(+) diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index 0130c59..13140ea 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -44,4 +44,23 @@ feeds %s to his pet dog reminds %s that life is not a game of Nethack thinks that %s would give a cannibal nausea wonders if %s is ever going to become a swan +drops an anvil on $s from a great height +disparages $s's mother +blows raspberries, blackberries and oranges at $s +would eat $s's brains but can't find them +thinks $s could do with less coffee +jumps for joy at the thought of $s +offers $s a bunch of flowers +blows kisses at $s +falls head over heels in love with $s +stuffs $s into a small box and nails down the lid +bites $s's ankles +pulls a moonie at $s +throws $s a bone +invites $s to go jump +invites $s to a party +throws jelly at $s +throws $s from the top of the empire state building +drops a small hydrogen bomb on $s +curses $s unto the seventh generation -- 2.30.2