chiark / gitweb /
new trouts from rjk
authorMatthew Vernon <matthewv@chiark.greenend.org.uk>
Thu, 24 Mar 2016 15:36:40 +0000 (15:36 +0000)
committerMatthew Vernon <matthewv@chiark.greenend.org.uk>
Thu, 24 Mar 2016 15:36:40 +0000 (15:36 +0000)
trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 0e36d41..d0bf6d2 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -704,3 +704,5 @@ cancels %s's favorite show, 3/4 of the way through the second season
 hits %s so hard that LIGO notices
 insults %s using the medium of interpretive dance
 comes out of its well to shame %s
+steals %s's skull
+beats %s to death with their own bloody femurs