new trouts from rjk

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 0e36d41e0ff7e588fdef38e5f6293024dca8ddc1..d0bf6d2aac61588e3a3fbe04428b333f633035f8 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -704,3 +704,5 @@ cancels %s's favorite show, 3/4 of the way through the second season
 hits %s so hard that LIGO notices
 insults %s using the medium of interpretive dance
 comes out of its well to shame %s
 hits %s so hard that LIGO notices
 insults %s using the medium of interpretive dance
 comes out of its well to shame %s

+steals %s's skull
+beats %s to death with their own bloody femurs