new trout and flirt from Art

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
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@@ -238,3 +238,17 @@ sends %s a red nose
 hides a porcupine in %s's bed
 forces %s to listen to Gaddafi's greatest speeches
 feeds %s drugs and waits for the Revolution
+inserts a lemon into %s
+irradiates %s
+exposes %s to ebola
+hollows out %s
+translates all %s's code into BOURNEGOL
+encrypts %s and throws away the key
+posts %s half a giraffe
+buries %s in elephant dung
+'accidentally' steps on %s's toes
+puts laxatives in %s's chocolate
+books %s on a holiday in Fukushima
+rmgroups %s
+compresses %s
+stamps on all %s's toys