X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=trouts;h=e9900c4157736db494777dc52f0f29e3c534c9a8;hp=1bb807e53f155e75d1b94e2825f6231fbe101e1c;hb=4a3dd09c307a8bec1c2a99ec79c487e8c75d0779;hpb=ed4bdb7bd0ff2e05db584956111b496de321d606 diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index 1bb807e..e9900c4 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -238,3 +238,17 @@ sends %s a red nose hides a porcupine in %s's bed forces %s to listen to Gaddafi's greatest speeches feeds %s drugs and waits for the Revolution +inserts a lemon into %s +irradiates %s +exposes %s to ebola +hollows out %s +translates all %s's code into BOURNEGOL +encrypts %s and throws away the key +posts %s half a giraffe +buries %s in elephant dung +'accidentally' steps on %s's toes +puts laxatives in %s's chocolate +books %s on a holiday in Fukushima +rmgroups %s +compresses %s +stamps on all %s's toys