new flirts from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 419c719bd99e4e159672b9cee84819a9bc1abdf3..dd374c3270f56808308d2d294c82db2d4bb80a1e 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -602,3 +602,10 @@ changes %s's password to "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
 mails %s two hemispheres of plutonium and assembly instructions
 makes %s a plutonium omelette
 punishment-passes %s
+poisons %s's last Rolo
+forces %s to model the Sarah Lund knitwear collection
+leaves %s a card claiming that fish delivery was attempted but they were out
+optimises %s to a NOP
+causes %s's wardrobe to malfunction
+multiplies %s by zero
+divides %s by zero