X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=trouts;h=dd374c3270f56808308d2d294c82db2d4bb80a1e;hp=419c719bd99e4e159672b9cee84819a9bc1abdf3;hb=a8c483c603be907472efc4e9d77418e80a5fa889;hpb=bd0d562e7e657bf3d2ca28862b32f03b4030603a diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index 419c719..dd374c3 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -602,3 +602,10 @@ changes %s's password to "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" mails %s two hemispheres of plutonium and assembly instructions makes %s a plutonium omelette punishment-passes %s +poisons %s's last Rolo +forces %s to model the Sarah Lund knitwear collection +leaves %s a card claiming that fish delivery was attempted but they were out +optimises %s to a NOP +causes %s's wardrobe to malfunction +multiplies %s by zero +divides %s by zero