new trouts, flirts, and slash from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
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@@ -355,7 +355,6 @@ assaults %s with Margaret Thatcher's handbag
 LARTs %s
 bustitutes %s
 downgrades %s's A-level results
-admires %s's valves
 forces %s to walk the plank
 maroons %s on a desert island with only eight records and a useless luxury object for company
 creates a black hole and pushes %s beyond the event horizon
@@ -366,3 +365,12 @@ reduces %s to a soup-like homogenate
 asks Vladimir Putin to deal with %s
 thinks up Culture ship names based on %s's love life
 thinks up Culture ship names based on %s's investment strategy
+deconstructs %s
+attributes photos of Greek antiquities to %s and informs the Hellenic Ministry of Culture
+edits all %s's trouts to make them funny
+steals %s's shoes
+ties %s's shoelaces together
+compares %s to a winter's day
+forces %s to wear Princess Beatrice's hat
+sticks a deckchair up %s's nose
+places a PIX between %s and the rest of the world