new trouts, flirts, and slash from rejs

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index e274af44f6f0d7ba62b1f4899192797cbf2a6173..2343ead4b6acfcff8f72c7962a76188e42056a54 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -213,3 +213,6 @@ tiptoes through the tulips with %s
 asks to see %s's dance card
 presents %s with a herd of moose
 admires %s's valves
+offers %s a duck
+gooses %s
+sneaks into %s's bedroom

diff --git a/slashes b/slashes
index 4bba60d6126c797f9dc1ff500e6aadcdec30c2af..80c755ff49e3fcb5e2de05ef2c4f4575b963e791 100644 (file)
--- a/slashes
+++ b/slashes
@@ -87,3 +87,4 @@ thinks %s and %s would look good together on a bicycle made for two
 gives %s and %s a big book of baby names
 thinks %s and %s should name their first child "Stormageddon"
 photoshops %s's head onto %s's body
+applies a fixup to %s and %s

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 5b974d3960c9b4d9b0e8451b8650da0c561fbb70..c5dfc133006f46ee8d0bd737046d628752a6166e 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -366,3 +366,11 @@ asks Vladimir Putin to deal with %s
 thinks up Culture ship names based on %s's love life
 thinks up Culture ship names based on %s's investment strategy
 deconstructs %s
+attributes photos of Greek antiquities to %s and informs the Hellenic Ministry of Culture
+edits all %s's trouts to make them funny
+steals %s's shoes
+ties %s's shoelaces together
+compares %s to a winter's day
+forces %s to wear Princess Beatrice's hat
+sticks a deckchair up %s's nose
+places a PIX between %s and the rest of the world