new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 16c2b44d19dcca0eb0511758083c35443363b649..a0f2e76b93f294ed96a67572d8cfdd8bd4228c86 100644 (file)
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+++ b/trouts
@@ -447,3 +447,13 @@ parks across %s's driveway
 replaces %s with a 1GB shell script
 waits until late Friday and then cancels %s's weekend
 perforates %s's umbrella
+flips %s the bird
+turns half of %s's USB sockets upside-down
+wishes %s's redshift were higher
+gives %s a CD of Richard Stallman's greatest hits
+gets %s to serve breakfast to Richard Stallman
+invites %s to go forth and multiply, but not in a nice way
+/ignores %s
+frustrates %s's knavish tricks
+confounds %s's politics
+indents %s