new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rejs

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 9c3f5bd291e2f9f7da583464a39a8bb12a58675a..7a0e4caccd017879b7a3a2b1a2835e736fd6b3ac 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -254,3 +254,8 @@ learns how to write "I love %s" in Chinese
 makes a mix-tape for %s
 makes cupcakes for %s
 manipulates LIBOR for %s
+scatters %s's enemies
+votes for %s
+tells %s what it wants, what it really really wants
+buys %s a bus
+wonders if %s is a cunning linguist

diff --git a/slashes b/slashes
index 6f9ec6180f86a0feef21c5bd5abe258c012329de..78f0d18fb8fa8741166927c4e98422a975cf47a4 100644 (file)
--- a/slashes
+++ b/slashes
@@ -108,3 +108,4 @@ resolves to seat %s and %s together at its next dinner party
 chaperones %s and %s
 negotiates %s's virtue with %s
 checks its logs to see how often %s flirts with %s
+oversees a merger between %s and %s

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 16c2b44d19dcca0eb0511758083c35443363b649..a0f2e76b93f294ed96a67572d8cfdd8bd4228c86 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -447,3 +447,13 @@ parks across %s's driveway
 replaces %s with a 1GB shell script
 waits until late Friday and then cancels %s's weekend
 perforates %s's umbrella
+flips %s the bird
+turns half of %s's USB sockets upside-down
+wishes %s's redshift were higher
+gives %s a CD of Richard Stallman's greatest hits
+gets %s to serve breakfast to Richard Stallman
+invites %s to go forth and multiply, but not in a nice way
+/ignores %s
+frustrates %s's knavish tricks
+confounds %s's politics
+indents %s