new trouts,slash, and flirt(?!?) from rjk

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -146,3 +146,5 @@ hacks into a spy satellite just to get a better look at %s
 buys extra disk space just for pictures of %s
 conjugates %s
 offers %s a role in its new movie
+resolves to grass on rejs more often (at the instigation of %s)
+turns %s into a pillar of salt, and starts licking it