new trouts,slash, and flirt(?!?) from rjk

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 212e0b92a9ad63d85073381c9a5197db6642070d..f70a67318e1edd0c25b84bb1ffde34799a513cd4 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -147,3 +147,4 @@ buys extra disk space just for pictures of %s
 conjugates %s
 offers %s a role in its new movie
 resolves to grass on rejs more often (at the instigation of %s)
+turns %s into a pillar of salt, and starts licking it

diff --git a/slashes b/slashes
index a0d1058181704220f411904433b77bfae85c097d..5c3cd5a6177b9ace364ce0106b4966566c0e58b7 100644 (file)
--- a/slashes
+++ b/slashes
@@ -61,3 +61,4 @@ listens through the bedroom wall to %s and %s
 uses %s and %s to explain the facts of life to small children
 slips %s a condom with %s's name on
 locks %s and %s in a room with no clothes and jar of marmalade
+thinks %s and %s should leverage their team synergies

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index de56fe1f02bff0d85ac2899f4931c15a6d6424fe..86833485517b678e45d9857372e8b6027a27da99 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -291,3 +291,5 @@ steals %s's name
 spatchcocks %s
 offers %s a role in its new snuff movie
 fills %s's schedule with pointless meetings
+whispers sweet business jargon in %s's ear
+steals %s's underwear and ebays it