new trouts,slash, and flirt(?!?) from rjk

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -142,3 +142,9 @@ buys %s a ++Rowan Bear
 imagines %s in a pair of Daisy Dukes
 wonders if %s would like to meet its sister
 wouldn't give a ... Castlemaine XXXX for anyone but %s
+hacks into a spy satellite just to get a better look at %s
+buys extra disk space just for pictures of %s
+conjugates %s
+offers %s a role in its new movie
+resolves to grass on rejs more often (at the instigation of %s)
+turns %s into a pillar of salt, and starts licking it