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[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -324,3 +324,8 @@ starts wearing purple for %s
 invites %s to wrestle in custard
 sends the CEN a press release about how %s is wonderful
 commissions Holbein to paint a portrait of %s
+would never put %s in a corner
+promotes %s to Chief Whip
+sets %s up with the second hottest person it knows
+is all about %s's bass
+borrows a thermal imaging camera in order to measure %s's hotness