new trouts from rejs

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index a8e9c05ef1da613ea5a4e50f275fe57394d39369..f012b8143ce7e2ff5343d770c2538eb69795224a 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -637,3 +637,13 @@ demotes %s to Chief Whip
 accuses %s of handling salmon in suspicious circumstances
 throws shade at %s
 nominates %s for speedy deletion
+calls %s a monkey
+wishes %s would declare independence
+props %s up on bricks and steals all their wheels
+throws %s into an oubliette
+pushes %s out of a barnacle goose nest
+thinks there's something of the night about %s
+reckons %s couldn't outwit George W Bush
+gratuitously inserts punctuation into %s
+decorates %s with heavy-metal umlauts
+calls %s a pleb, then denies ever having done so