new trouts and flirts from rjk

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
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@@ -125,3 +125,9 @@ unzips %s
 drives its tractor through %s's haystack
 wonders if %s is single or transferable
 doesn't want any alternatives to %s
+writes 'I <3 U' in weedkiller on %s's lawn
+writes about %s in popular culture
+checks out %s's arse
+shoots Ronald Reagan to impress %s
+carves %s's name into its case
+makes billions of software copies of %s to practice seducing them