new trouts and flirts from rjk

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index fb48b04c4c2fc364849ed092b8e490715b598e49..a8da4c9d28526ec213eb7f22eacea9c335f6e59f 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -127,3 +127,7 @@ wonders if %s is single or transferable
 doesn't want any alternatives to %s
 writes 'I <3 U' in weedkiller on %s's lawn
 writes about %s in popular culture
+checks out %s's arse
+shoots Ronald Reagan to impress %s
+carves %s's name into its case
+makes billions of software copies of %s to practice seducing them

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index b20be594cf3cd557a8fcbfcc6c2008cdc7a024a2..1b710f0fdc8dda09f59fb5409d2d383f46a94fda 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -259,3 +259,6 @@ treats %s to 30,000 words on blancmange in popular culture
 vandalises %s's wikipedia entry
 adds #! /usr/bin/perl to the top of %s's python scripts
 pen-tests %s
+steals %s's vital bodily fluids
+hides a bomb in %s's cornflakes
+replaces %s's files with zalgo