new trouts from rjk

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -113,3 +113,9 @@ club mammoth for %s.  Ug!
 sexts %s
 defeats all of %s's evil exes
 clones %s's repo
+thinks %s is cuter than all the My Little Ponies put together
+would open the pod bay doors for %s
+takes upskirt photos of %s
+sniffs %s's underwear
+writes thousands of lines of elisp just for %s
+showers %s with porcelain sunflower seeds