new trouts from rjk

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 64fd7b33ccac535426247392150982c70f59034c..2e1cad9989cc54267c635900ebd84723bd35c698 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -244,3 +244,8 @@ exposes %s to ebola
 hollows out %s
 translates all %s's code into BOURNEGOL
 encrypts %s and throws away the key
+posts %s half a giraffe
+buries %s in elephant dung
+'accidentally' steps on %s's toes
+puts laxatives in %s's chocolate
+books %s on a holiday in Fukushima