new trouts from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index f4f7f44be720e096ab0c307eaba95007b2711c4b..d0bf6d2aac61588e3a3fbe04428b333f633035f8 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -703,3 +703,6 @@ follows %s around tolling a bell and crying 'Shame!'
 cancels %s's favorite show, 3/4 of the way through the second season
 hits %s so hard that LIGO notices
 insults %s using the medium of interpretive dance
+comes out of its well to shame %s
+steals %s's skull
+beats %s to death with their own bloody femurs