new trouts from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 86a11bd7f3a1cc48d83a26b4bb9131af49350d79..d0bf6d2aac61588e3a3fbe04428b333f633035f8 100644 (file)
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+++ b/trouts
@@ -698,3 +698,11 @@ forces %s to revoke all their biometrics
 writes an essay entitled "%s Considered Harmful"
 gives %s a five-second head start then releases the hounds
 adds trouting %s to its service catalogue
+adds snitching on %s to its service catalogue
+follows %s around tolling a bell and crying 'Shame!'
+cancels %s's favorite show, 3/4 of the way through the second season
+hits %s so hard that LIGO notices
+insults %s using the medium of interpretive dance
+comes out of its well to shame %s
+steals %s's skull
+beats %s to death with their own bloody femurs