new trouts and flirts from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 8a550bff6fa0ac1a56030dc56ed3d22c93194e3c..1b710f0fdc8dda09f59fb5409d2d383f46a94fda 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -258,3 +258,7 @@ writes 'I <3 U' in weedkiller on %s's lawn
 treats %s to 30,000 words on blancmange in popular culture
 vandalises %s's wikipedia entry
 adds #! /usr/bin/perl to the top of %s's python scripts
+pen-tests %s
+steals %s's vital bodily fluids
+hides a bomb in %s's cornflakes
+replaces %s's files with zalgo