new trouts and flirts from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 1cfe09f2005327a136bccdb7628e8e079eaa8b24..1b710f0fdc8dda09f59fb5409d2d383f46a94fda 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -255,3 +255,10 @@ stamps on all %s's toys
 sends %s's phone number to twenty double glazing salespeople
 immerses %s's genitals in boiling oil
 writes 'I <3 U' in weedkiller on %s's lawn
+treats %s to 30,000 words on blancmange in popular culture
+vandalises %s's wikipedia entry
+adds #! /usr/bin/perl to the top of %s's python scripts
+pen-tests %s
+steals %s's vital bodily fluids
+hides a bomb in %s's cornflakes
+replaces %s's files with zalgo