more trouts from anon and one from me :)

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 0cac19567d3d4ee202a8dac7d1c6091c9d51e565..10832de78b8aa65a70d19b30d40eb53fe75d7461 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@ grumbles sonorously at %s
 offers %s a one way ticket to Mars
 decapitates %s
 slaps %s with a wet haddock
-plays the xylophone on %s 's kneecaps
+plays the xylophone on %s's kneecaps
 lands a minke whale on %s
 inverts %s
 sends %s to Cuba
@@ -58,7 +58,7 @@ throws %s from the top of the empire state building
 drops a small hydrogen bomb on %s
 curses %s unto the seventh generation
 asks if %s is a man or a mouse
-questions %s's lineage
+questions the lineage of %s
 accuses %s of being a goth
 creeps up on %s wielding a crush emasculator
 watches %s splashing around in the shallow end of the gene pool
@@ -88,3 +88,23 @@ threatens %s with a rectal thermometer
 thwaps %s with IWJ's +10 rod of deprecation
 buys %s a fake RAF moustache
 earnestly discusses railway routing regulations with %s
+folds %s into an elaborate origami representation of a mackerel
+reports %s to the RIAA
+hands %s a live grenade
+throws a cat at %s
+kidnaps %s and fills their shoes with custard
+plays Britney Spears songs at %s
+fills %s's ears with butter
+inverts %s
+throws %s to the lions
+sacrifices %s for the greater good
+patents %s's genome.
+covers %s in attack hamsters.
+brandishes a spoon at %s.
+searches %s for weapons of mass destruction.
+smears %s in blood and waits for the sharks.
+cackles malevolently at %s.
+clones %s and eats the original.
+teaches %s to think inside a very small box.
+looms at %s.
+calls down an airstrike upon %s.