more trouts from anon and one from me :)

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 7b616ed99cb90954bbb7141e244580e45d53653a..10832de78b8aa65a70d19b30d40eb53fe75d7461 100644 (file)
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+++ b/trouts
@@ -98,3 +98,13 @@ fills %s's ears with butter
 inverts %s
 throws %s to the lions
 sacrifices %s for the greater good
+patents %s's genome.
+covers %s in attack hamsters.
+brandishes a spoon at %s.
+searches %s for weapons of mass destruction.
+smears %s in blood and waits for the sharks.
+cackles malevolently at %s.
+clones %s and eats the original.
+teaches %s to think inside a very small box.
+looms at %s.
+calls down an airstrike upon %s.