more trouts from anon and one from me :)

[irc.git] / trouts

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@@ -92,10 +92,19 @@ folds %s into an elaborate origami representation of a mackerel
 reports %s to the RIAA
 hands %s a live grenade
 throws a cat at %s
-throws shoes at %s
 kidnaps %s and fills their shoes with custard
 plays Britney Spears songs at %s
 fills %s's ears with butter
 inverts %s
 throws %s to the lions
 sacrifices %s for the greater good
+patents %s's genome.
+covers %s in attack hamsters.
+brandishes a spoon at %s.
+searches %s for weapons of mass destruction.
+smears %s in blood and waits for the sharks.
+cackles malevolently at %s.
+clones %s and eats the original.
+teaches %s to think inside a very small box.
+looms at %s.
+calls down an airstrike upon %s.