throws %s a bone
invites %s to go jump
throws jelly at %s
-throws %s from the top of the empire state building
+throws %s from the top of the Empire State Building
drops a small hydrogen bomb on %s
curses %s unto the seventh generation
asks if %s is a man or a mouse
resizes %s
paints %s purple and waits for the goths
plays the bagpipes at %s
+bricks %s up without a cask of Amontillado
+marries %s just so it can cheat on them
+lobs bricks at %s
+nuisance-calls %s
+belms at %s