new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rejs

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 2343ead4b6acfcff8f72c7962a76188e42056a54..6eb03015b0b606ae69384ce421d7121535024457 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -216,3 +216,11 @@ admires %s's valves
 offers %s a duck
 gooses %s
 sneaks into %s's bedroom
+bashfuly admits its crush on %s
+invites %s to join it in the shower
+constructs a safe space for %s
+wouldn't kick %s out of bed for eating biscuits
+buys %s a dress made of bacon
+dyes %s pink
+buys %s a pony
+scans all %s's ports