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new flirts from rejs
[irc.git]
/
flirts
diff --git
a/flirts
b/flirts
index ae0efce3e487bb2ca3552690952be7af4e79d04e..d6b00569752e24536f4f415742f9c27885b0abf7 100644
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--- a/
flirts
+++ b/
flirts
@@
-297,7
+297,7
@@
compares %s's beauty to that of Helen of Troy
wonders how many ships %s's face would launch
hopes %s is highly available
considers %s wrong but romantic
wonders how many ships %s's face would launch
hopes %s is highly available
considers %s wrong but romantic
-sends %
s an anonymous Valentine's Day card
+sends %s an anonymous Valentine's Day card
imagines %s in a nurse's uniform
asks the pianist to play "As Time Goes By" for %s
gives %s a cookie
imagines %s in a nurse's uniform
asks the pianist to play "As Time Goes By" for %s
gives %s a cookie
@@
-320,3
+320,9
@@
promises never to trout %s
invites %s out on an ISO-8601 date
hopes for an expose event from %s
sends an expose event to %s
invites %s out on an ISO-8601 date
hopes for an expose event from %s
sends an expose event to %s
+starts wearing purple for %s
+invites %s to wrestle in custard
+sends the CEN a press release about how %s is wonderful
+commissions Holbein to paint a portrait of %s
+would never put %s in a corner
+promotes %s to Chief Whip