There isn't really much here. You may want to try one of my other web pages:
Failing that, you can mail me at email@example.com
Here's a picture that I'm trying to establish as the definitive image of Rob Hague on the web, or at least have one image of my face turn up when people do an image search on my name.
I've put together a collection of my favourite quotes from Scary-Go-Round in a format suitable for use with fortune; just download this file and run strfile on it. Chiark users can just use the file from my home directory; just use the command fortune ~robh/fortunes/sgr.