"I almost killed a man once. He took my umbrella, and it was pouring with rain,. I just couldn't stop hitting him. Then the police came. Top floor." - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20020613 % "Look at the old computers! From back in 1992 when computers were new and cost a million pounds!" - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20020620 % "I was naked! You could've been offended." "Nakedness does not offend me. If you were naked and jumping around, that would have been offensive" - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20020828 % "To get the full effect, you have to go into the Glow-In-The-Dark Duck Viewing Booth" - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20020904 % "That's my invention from last year! You've just used moulded plastic and fixed the minor scalding problem!" - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20020906 % "I foresaw a whole nation being awoken by warm bread flopping onto their foreheads." "That's... obscene." - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20020910 % "I will tell you exactly who killed Seamus Fogerty and framed Tim - after I have been for a wee-wee, because this is all very exciting." - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20020920 % "Tim!Wethinkfogerty'sbusinesspartnerdidthemurdersandhelockedusinaroomand he'llbebackinasecondand - AIIIIIEEEEEEEE!" "Ow! Shrill!" - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20021008 % "Destructive power of rock and flimsy scientific principles, don't fail me now!" - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20021011 % "Damn... that'll be all the reminder I'll ever need not to run with scissors!" - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20021011 % "Rachel, fashionably flappy trousers are a liability in a combat situation. Now, better than ever, I understand the all-action catsuit. Me-ow." - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20021016 % "I just found her wandering around, man. I reckon some local kids were up to some, y'know, voodoo hijinks." "You raised her from the dead, didn't you?" - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20021112 % "Damn man, all she wanted was a hug." "In case you're wondering, these aren't tears. They're cataracts." - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20021114 % "GRAVE ROBBED: Hairy inebriate sought" - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20021115 % "It's Exile On Main Street! 1972! Is Miss Congeniality getting this all down?" "Only if the answers were 'Blood','Bones','Ash','All flesh is grass', and, for an extra point, '1806'." - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20021120 % "Open wide, sweetheart. This won't hurt a bit. It'll... just be very, very salty." - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20021128 % "When was the last time you heard of someone dying on the way to the toilet, being reanimated, then dying there again?" - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20021129 % "You could make a sort of valve. I don't know what you could make it from." "Yeah... a valve... Damn, Biff, she's making fun of us. My feelings are getting hurt." - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20021129 % "Nyaghh glaghh bluggle glurr aargh check out my horns.' - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20021205 % "Excuse me, Ryan Beckwith? I believe you owe me your soup. Oh, wait, no. Can't read my own writing. Soul. You owe me your soul." - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20021206 % "Salt isn't nice! Corsets aren't comfortable! This punch means *go away*!" - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20021211 % "Internal monologues are fun because you can say what you want and no-one can tell how dramatic you're being." - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20030108 % "'The skyline was like shoeboxes, and the people were like shoes, lots of shoes.' If you said that out loud, someone would say 'Zip it, Shelley'. And they'd be right to!" - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20030108 % "I have to find a job so I can afford the important things in life, like sexy boots and chocolate." - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20030109 % "Shelley, you are saying, you may be dead but basically you are one sexy-ass zombie, to which I reply 'Yes, but it's not that easy!'" - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20030109 % "Interviews with recruitment agencies aren't meant to end with improvised no-style karate getaways." - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20030110 % "That is the most sinister classified add ever." - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20030114 % "Now this is your office. I got you one of those top of the range Commodore 64 computers, right. That's what the government uses, right." - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20030122 % "It's funny, kicking everything in the room to pieces didn't help like I thought it would." - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20030124 % "Nyyghgh Cauliflower Cauliflower Nygh Brains - I mean Cauliflower Grr..." - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20030129 % "Remind me, did she always have the face covered in blood and bits of skull, or is that new?" - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20030214 % "We can't reason with her, she's gone completely stupid!" - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20030219 % "By some incredible chance, she ate the 90% of the brain that none of us ever uses." - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20030226 % "He's wearing a hat and taking each day as it comes. Would that we could do the same." - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20030226 % "'Look at me all dying in my tight T-shirts, Oh, wait, I am not dead, P.S. I am so cuuute!' She drives me nuts." "Stupid Shelley." - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20030228 % "Have you been sucking the tablecloths at the bar again, Shelley?" - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20030311 % "Ryan! Have you *ever* worked in an office?" "I had a go on Microsoft Office. It weren't as good as Gran Turismo." - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20030312 % "Mr Mayor, it's a robot! They're our metal friends from Japan! I read it in a book!!!" - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20030321 % "God love weasels, but do they really need an aqueduct?" - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20030325 % "Airports are sad because Tim, who you secretly have mad crushes on, flies out of them to die or make kisses with sexy Fallon?" "Urgle." - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20030401 % "Tim, did you just repel an assassin by putting a spider in his trousers?" - http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20030409