new flirts from rejs

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 44014ac06b0b27d8f595a598b9b85f22fd9d9fa1..c56d6a4431fd18e6a38974ffad0936876e0de408 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -296,3 +296,5 @@ paints %s's nipples with cochineal
 compares %s's beauty to that of Helen of Troy
 wonders how many ships %s's face would launch
 hopes %s is highly available
+considers %s wrong but romantic
+sends % s an anonymous Valentine's Day card