blows raspberries, blackberries and oranges at %s
would eat %s's brains but can't find them
thinks %s could do with less coffee
-jumps for joy at the thought of %s
-offers %s a bunch of flowers
-blows kisses at %s
-falls head over heels in love with %s
stuffs %s into a small box and nails down the lid
bites %s's ankles
pulls a moonie at %s
throws %s a bone
invites %s to go jump
-invites %s to a party
throws jelly at %s
throws %s from the top of the empire state building
drops a small hydrogen bomb on %s