new trouts from rejs

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index f1d0a3ca88ae71feed765f4eb3b9c8b610df2de0..4e28b82e4fb7f9c2fb82fcc65ffd52b099ce158e 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -707,3 +707,8 @@ comes out of its well to shame %s
 steals %s's skull
 beats %s to death with their own bloody femurs
 kicks %s down some hard stairs
+minimises %s
+deliberately misaddresses %s
+redirects all %s's Wikipedia requests to Conservapedia
+substitutes a Class 99 for %s's expected train service
+sends all %s's coffee to Germany