new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rejs

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 1c74562bf0bc059cc44ead10639cd5ba558ae5ea..10cf00caa2ea1056926b9cbf90ca450729718e87 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -245,3 +245,10 @@ honks %s's tits
 thinks %s should appear on Page Three
 gives %s a token ring
 immortalizes %s in song
 thinks %s should appear on Page Three
 gives %s a token ring
 immortalizes %s in song

+surveys %s
+builds a taller house in order to spy on %s sunbathing
+bites %s's neck
+wants to view photos of %s on a retina display
+trouts everything that isn't %s
+learns how to write "I love %s" in Chinese
+makes a mix-tape for %s

diff --git a/slashes b/slashes
index 0cc3fcf89fc73d74f4113c9dee86f534c2ba9726..6f9ec6180f86a0feef21c5bd5abe258c012329de 100644 (file)
--- a/slashes
+++ b/slashes
@@ -103,3 +103,8 @@ woos %s on %s's behalf
 wonders what's taking %s and %s so long
 buys %s and %s matching pyjamas for Christmas
 gives %s the key to %s's chastity belt
 wonders what's taking %s and %s so long
 buys %s and %s matching pyjamas for Christmas
 gives %s the key to %s's chastity belt

+wonders if %s and %s are up for a threesome
+resolves to seat %s and %s together at its next dinner party
+chaperones %s and %s
+negotiates %s's virtue with %s
+checks its logs to see how often %s flirts with %s

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index c7aa9617cf1d6db401c5a2c82df1a30c7cef8eb4..8adc9bb08d387f3129806e7c5b3fbf460b93fae8 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -434,3 +434,13 @@ places four beetles in $s's bed
 finds %s even less amusing than "your mum" jokes
 drags and drops %s
 sets the vermicious knids on %s
 finds %s even less amusing than "your mum" jokes
 drags and drops %s
 sets the vermicious knids on %s

+bashes %s
+bites %s's neck
+puts jam in %s's printer
+delivers seven thousand octopuses to %s
+removes all the buttons from %s's mouse
+moderates %s
+declares %s off-topic
+throws a custard pie at %s
+fills %s's bath with ducks
+parks across %s's driveway